⭐ r/ShitPostCrusaders
Is that a JoJo reference? r/ShitPostCrusaders' frames, from Yare Yare Daze to ZA WARUDO - your line on each.
Stories
Meme celebrities
The classics, explained
It Was Me, Dio!
The number calling you looks local. You pick up thinking it's the GP surgery. It's a recorded voice about the accident you never had. The email subject line says "Your refund".
Oh? You're Approaching Me?
Two trolleys, one aisle, a supermarket on Saturday. Neither of you reverses. You both pretend to read the label on a tin of chickpeas until one of you breaks.
Road Roller Da!
You're asked to choose a restaurant for four people. You return with a shared spreadsheet, weighted scores and a tab for dietary needs. It's a Pizza Express.
My Name Is Yoshikage Kira
"Tell us a fun fact about yourself." You say you're in bed by half ten and you don't drink coffee after noon. The room goes very quiet. That was the fun fact. A friend invites you to a festival.
ZA WARUDO
Your alarm goes off at 6:30. If time stopped now, you'd get another seven minutes and nobody would ever know. The bus doors are closing. You're twenty metres away, running with a coffee.
Awaken, My Masters
1 November, 9am. The supermarket speakers switch on and Mariah Carey rises from the stone after eleven months of sleep. You open the laptop for the first time since the holidays.
Bites the Dust
You send the text. You read it back. You wish, just for once, the morning could be started over and you'd stayed in bed. Monday comes round again. The same meeting. The same slides.
But I Refuse (Daga Kotowaru)
The website asks if you'd like to accept all cookies. It would be so easy. But you refuse. Your partner suggests you ask for directions.
How Many Breads Have You Eaten in Your Life?
Your partner asks how many episodes you've watched without them. You smile and ask how many breads they've eaten in their life. The dentist asks how many sweets you have a day.
I, Giorno Giovanna, Have a Dream
You stand at the window on a Sunday morning, coffee in hand. You have a dream. It is to not get dressed today. The office has one good chair. You have looked at it for six months. You have a dream.
Is That a JoJo Reference?
Your colleague mentions her new manager is called Joseph. You put your coffee down very slowly. She has no idea what she just did.
JoJo's Pose
You walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water. Nobody's home. You do it with a hand across your face and your hip at an angle the NHS would want to hear about.